Thursday, July 9, 2009

totally random theology

Liam asks a lot of question, particularly about God. Half the time I have absolutely no idea how to answer. Some examples:

:: Why doesn't God have any kids other than Jesus?
:: Did Jesus wear diapers? Toot? Throw up?
:: Was God ever zero, you know, like a baby?
:: Why doesn't God ever talk to me? I ask him to and he never does.

I guess when two questioning people come together, it's a good bet they are going to bear a questioning child. I try my best not to shut him down or blow off his questions or laugh, but sometimes it's a challenge. Here was today's installment:

LIAM: Does Mary know me?

MOM: What?

LIAM: Does Mary know me?

MOM: Mary who?

LIAM: Mary, God's mom. Does she know me? You know, like in real life.

MOM: Umm. (long pause)

LIAM (annoyed): Well?

MOM (deciding what answer will be most satisfying): No. But God knows you.

LIAM: Oh. Does he like me?

1 comment:

Chris Horst said...

Fun post. Reminds me of a book I recently read by a Taylor Professor, Jim Speigel: Gum, Geckos and God. It's a worthwhile read if you haven't had a chance to pick it up yet.

He's a philosophy/theology professor and writes on these subjects in the context of questions his young children have asked him. It's a really fun read.