like I need another distraction

I have succumbed to Twitter. Oh, yes, you can follow me. New jobs are requiring that I tweet for other people, so I figured it was about time I tweet for myself. But adding one more thing like this. . . I may have to give up house cleaning altogether. Any suggestions of people/things I should follow? And please don't say common squirrel. More than 17,000 followers. Weird.