Monday, September 14, 2009

the king of non sequiturs

I am sure kindergarten teachers must go home with a lot of hilarious one-liners to share. Liam has been throwing out zingers left and right. I already mourn the day when he will be too self-conscious and too "smart" to just let them fly. Here are a few of my favorites from today:

:: Lifting his shirt while standing in front of the mirror this morning: "What am I going to be using these nipples for?"

:: Riding home from t-ball tonight: "When Elliott turns 3 can we start calling him Owen?"

:: Asking him if he'd like to use a free soft-serve cone coupon at McDonald's after his grandma bought him lunch there: "No way, mom. I'm sick. I just ate lunch at McDonald's."

1 comment:

Andrew said...

Those are great. Especially the first.

Please do keep it up, Liam.